As you may know Slim Jim meat is a combination of possum, beaver tail and squirrel lips…When you get a mixture of tons of that stuff you DO get gas…technically its “natural” but DO NOT smoke near it.
Yes sirree Gas Man. Everytime I have “snapped into” a Slim Jim I have had a similar reaction. Maybe it was break time and the whole plant was eating it at the same time. Horribly tragic but instructive….. eat more fruit!
All good points…another little known fact is the incredible preservative boost we get from Slim Jim consumption. In fact there is so much sodium nitrite in Slim Jims that they can take years off our lives. Regular eaters have died, been buried and been dug-up 10 years later and they actually look better than before they met their maker…it’s quite remarkable.
As you may know Slim Jim meat is a combination of possum, beaver tail and squirrel lips…When you get a mixture of tons of that stuff you DO get gas…technically its “natural” but DO NOT smoke near it.
Yes sirree Gas Man. Everytime I have “snapped into” a Slim Jim I have had a similar reaction. Maybe it was break time and the whole plant was eating it at the same time. Horribly tragic but instructive….. eat more fruit!
Sounds rather loud to me .
Eating Slim Jims can help to reduce artery clogging fruits and vegetable damage. Frequent eaters report improved libido and sleep.
All good points…another little known fact is the incredible preservative boost we get from Slim Jim consumption. In fact there is so much sodium nitrite in Slim Jims that they can take years off our lives. Regular eaters have died, been buried and been dug-up 10 years later and they actually look better than before they met their maker…it’s quite remarkable.