Wow. The news must be slow for the Governor of NY to offer safety tips. Which ones did he miss?
“Don’t eat before you go into the pool…wait at least 60 minutes so you can digest all those hot dogs and cotton candy”.
“Wear waterproof sunscreen and reapply hourly”.
“Make sure your seatbelts fasten properly…otherwise, move to a different section”.
“Don’t use the company plane to go to DC with your favorite girlfriend.”
OK ok so the last one was more of a warning for his predecessor…
Gov. Fidel forgot to advise not ordering a soft drink with more than 16 oz., that fire can be hot, knives are sharp, you can’t breathe under water, and not eating too many of those chips paid for with your welfare card before swimming.
Wow. The news must be slow for the Governor of NY to offer safety tips. Which ones did he miss?
“Don’t eat before you go into the pool…wait at least 60 minutes so you can digest all those hot dogs and cotton candy”.
“Wear waterproof sunscreen and reapply hourly”.
“Make sure your seatbelts fasten properly…otherwise, move to a different section”.
“Don’t use the company plane to go to DC with your favorite girlfriend.”
OK ok so the last one was more of a warning for his predecessor…
Gov. Fidel forgot to advise not ordering a soft drink with more than 16 oz., that fire can be hot, knives are sharp, you can’t breathe under water, and not eating too many of those chips paid for with your welfare card before swimming.