Indianapolis Sues Several Opioid Makers, Distributors

November 16, 2017

  • December 4, 2017 at 5:08 pm
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    “We are deeply troubled by the opioid crisis and we are dedicated to being part of the solution,” Purdue Pharma said at that time. “We vigorously deny these allegations and look forward to the opportunity to present our defense.”

    In other words:

    “We are deeply troubled that we might have to pay a fraction of the money we made in this lawsuit, and we would very much like to keep all this money and maybe throw a couple grand in a tax-deductible charity to shut everyone up about this,” Purdue Pharma said while gleefully while fondling their big balls in their gold underpants, “We vigorously state that we are not big, fat, greedy liars, and look forward to the opportunity to buy-out a judge, jury, or possibly a whole political party to win this case and get away scot-free.”



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