Hurricane Forecaster Changes Formula, Predicts Active 2008 Season

By | December 10, 2007

  • December 10, 2007 at 8:09 am
    Ratemaker says:
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    To stem off the inevitable flood of comments:

    1) Insurer’s do NOT base rate decisions off of these forecasts.

    2) Gray and his team are studying hurricane formation for a number of reasons, not the least of which is pure scientific inquiry. The forecasts are a side “benefit.”

    3) Nobody, not even Dr. Gray, expects the long-term forecasts to be anything close to 100% accurate.

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Sauce says:
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    Gee..one of these days they will be correct. Just like rolling the dice. Let’s see, with the finger to the wind I predict 11 hurricanes…

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    Dread says:
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    Seems Prof. Gray has decided to use the S.W.A.G. method since his empirical mumbo jumbo isn’t worth anything. I would love to know who pays this guy to prognosticate about hurricanes. It adds no value to anthing or anybody and is about as useless as Punxatawny Phil. Whether he says we’ll have 5 or 8 or 30 what does it matter? What will people do differently? We can’t reduce their force or alter their course. Just hold on and enjoy the ride baby.

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Al Gore says:
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    People better start listening to me

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Scott says:
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    I don’t believe anyone will ever be able to accurately predict the frequency or severity of Atlantic hurricanes. That would be the equivalent of predicting Al Gore would win an Emmy, Oscar and Nobel prize. IMPOSSIBLE!

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    Gil says:
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    There is no value added component of Gray’s studies or predictions. We know as much as we can about hurricanes and have and effective early warning system. Anything beyond that is unworthy of anyone’s time and discussion. I agree with Dread………so what?

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    Rudy says:
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    Breaking News! Upon hearing Professor Gray’s latest forecast, the National Association of Hurricanes domiciled in North Africa filed an internation suit with the world court in the Hague, accusing Gray and his colleagues of discrimination, libel, and slander. The NAH has not yet released it’s letter of intent on how many hurricanes it will unleash on the US mainland until April 2008

  • December 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    JP says:
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    Is it possible that I can put my name in for this job when Dr. Gray retires?
    I don’t have a degree in Meteorology, but it does not take for the job this team has done. He is wrong almost every year, and then has the option every couple of months to “update” his prediction based on how the season is going. Who the hell can’t do that? I would have more respect if he said, “I have no freaking idea”.
    That would be the most accurate thing to come out of his mouth in years!!

  • December 10, 2007 at 1:04 am
    Becky says:
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    “People better start listening to me”

    Haha, now that’s a scary thought…

  • December 10, 2007 at 1:20 am
    Anon says:
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    Dr Gray is absolutely correct. I got similar results using my (patent pending) method of hurricane forecasting*.

    Needed two regular 6-sided gaming dice, one white, one red.

    1) Roll both die, take the number from the red die (this is your first integer) then the number from the second die to arrive at a two digit number (i.e. 1 on red 5 on white is the number 15)

    The number from above is the number of named storms for 2008

    2) Roll both die using the same red and white calculation to arrive at another two digit number. This is the percentage of those storms that will reach hurricane force.

    3) Roll both die again using the same formula. This is the percentage of the storms from step 2 that will make landfall on the US.

    4) Roll only the white die. This is the percentage that one of the storms from step three will be category 4 or higher.

    5) Roll both die once more. You’ll need to roll higher than a 42 in order to use your +5 boots of escaping and +7 sword of Bush-bashing in order to survive the onslaught long enough to find a reason to explain why it’s all Bush’s fault. Rolling lower than 20 means the Orcs of Mordor will feast on your flesh.

  • December 10, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Dick Morris says:
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    Ha! I love the Al Gore post! Hes got nothing better to do than post here after every article that has anything to do with the weather.

    Thats so original and so funny!!

  • December 10, 2007 at 5:18 am
    Compman says:
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    All kneel in the presence of the Great Goracle!

  • December 11, 2007 at 9:17 am
    Bill says:
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    Where does the article mention Al Gore – I dont get it?

    Why are you people talking about him?

  • December 11, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Compman says:
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    c’mon Bill, keep up. The Goracle made one of the responses. How we were so honored to have him on a discussion board is mind boggling. I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy in a long time. Must be his Gorebull warming effect.

  • December 11, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    bubba says:
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    What Al meant to say was you better start coughing up more tax dollars, and buckle up for the much needed global taxes to be collected by the UN.

  • December 11, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    Compman says:
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    ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!. Bubba get’s the grand prize.

  • December 11, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Nebraskan says:
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    Bill, i assume you must be a new poster? They are commenting to the poster, “Al Gore.” He shows up frequently to remind us how to live to conserve our natural resouces. :)

  • December 12, 2007 at 8:33 am
    nbboy2 says:
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    Will somebody please pull the plug on “Dr.” Gray (this guy’s a Doctor?) and his worthless predictions. He was totally wrong the past two years so now he’s come up with a new “Scheme” for his prediction in 2008. “Scheme”? Ugh! Does it involve magic dust thrown over a boiling pot of sea water while he chants “boog-a-boog-a-booga”. Pack it in and stop wasting our time!



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