One just doesn’t get a chance to use the word Cahoots much anymore…but wonder if Lloyds was having a bit of fun with the Mirror to drum up some free publicity.
The Daily Mirror also reported:
Mikail Barishnokov insured the sock he shoved in his tights for $500k; Heather Mill’s fake leg for $100k; and Roger Clemmens’ private HGH stash for $50k.
Will they cover it if his hair goes gray?
Or is it already gray? Will they be able to reimburse him for dye treatments or would this be considered normal “wear and tear”? I like my husband’s chest….not too much and not too thin…just right!
Isn’t JLo also insured for something? Like her behind? Also I read a while back that Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight has her legs insured. They’re nice but they’re not Tina Turner’s. Did you see her at the Grammy’s? I am not gay but she did look Cougarlicious!
This has to be a joke. Does anyone really give a _hit? TJ is part of an aging fleet and I doubt any self-respecting women would think his chest(hair or no hair)is an issue.
What a pain it must be to not only to have to keep yourself up, but to have
to pay insurance premiums on top of it
all. It must be nice to have so much
money that you can waste it on such
vanity.
What exposure does Lloyd’s actually
have? What peril does such a person
face that they require such coverage?
Is this a form of disability insurance
for the rich and famous?
I wander what kind of premiums they
pay.
Aw, c’mon, SouthernBelle…..don’t you realize that as men get older they lose their hair? Maybe he will qualify for hair implants? What if he’s caught in a fire? Hair does grow back, but not if you’re burned and scarred. (You’re not serious, are you Belle)?
As far as JLo’s behind, Celine Dion’s
(voice? or legs?), Betty Grable’s legs, etc….if there is an exposure, Lloyds will cover it….btw, they can afford the premiums….just wish I could get the commission on some of these policies!!
You know; there are guys that don’t have to wax to be smooth in the chest area. It doesn’t mean that we are high maintenance or less masculine, just more evolved from monkeys.
That being said; waxing your junk is ghey.
On a separate note, things that make you go hmmmmm…
If JLo’s @$$ keeps growing, will her premiums increase?
Would John Holmes or Dirk Diggler’s policy have a variable rate depending on the “location” of the risk?
It’ll be extra if there’ve been any alterations, as you’re then looking at replacing a custom job instead of an off-the-shelf model.
Lloyds will insure anything for the right price.
I’m glad he came clean and got that off his chest.
Do you like a good hairy chest on your guys or a wax job hairless model?
One just doesn’t get a chance to use the word Cahoots much anymore…but wonder if Lloyds was having a bit of fun with the Mirror to drum up some free publicity.
What next? Britney’s having her hair insured?
Hairy guys are less maintenance. Waxed guys reqquire too much bathroom and prep time.
I wonder who gets to do the loss control inspection of Tom Jones’ chest…what a rough job that must be :-)
If a guy is going to wax his chest then he is definitely high maintenance in that aspect and most likely several others.
The Daily Mirror also reported:
Mikail Barishnokov insured the sock he shoved in his tights for $500k; Heather Mill’s fake leg for $100k; and Roger Clemmens’ private HGH stash for $50k.
Will they cover it if his hair goes gray?
Or is it already gray? Will they be able to reimburse him for dye treatments or would this be considered normal “wear and tear”? I like my husband’s chest….not too much and not too thin…just right!
It all started with Betty Grable’s legs – I hear Bill Clinton is looking into having both of his faces insured
I’m with you on that one, SFO!
Isn’t JLo also insured for something? Like her behind? Also I read a while back that Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight has her legs insured. They’re nice but they’re not Tina Turner’s. Did you see her at the Grammy’s? I am not gay but she did look Cougarlicious!
“Cougarlicious”? That’s a new one.
Can you define Cougarlicious?
This has to be a joke. Does anyone really give a _hit? TJ is part of an aging fleet and I doubt any self-respecting women would think his chest(hair or no hair)is an issue.
No, he would probably pay the extra premium for that coverage.
LOL i like lots of hair on my man’s chest……OOOOOOO so sexy
J-LO’s behind,TJ’s chest hair, legs…
What a pain it must be to not only to have to keep yourself up, but to have
to pay insurance premiums on top of it
all. It must be nice to have so much
money that you can waste it on such
vanity.
What exposure does Lloyd’s actually
have? What peril does such a person
face that they require such coverage?
Is this a form of disability insurance
for the rich and famous?
I wander what kind of premiums they
pay.
Hey now, Ron. Don’t knock Tom Jones. Some of these young ones could learn a thing or two from him about soul and swagger.
I’m barely out of my 20s and I’d rather make out with Tom Jones than one of those greasy kids from Fall Out Boy.
My vote on hair, VERY MASCULINE. Tom Jones was sexy, even though his pants were just a bit too tight for me.
IJ, amusing/fun article AND insurance related.
Anyone know if John Holmes had Lloyds coverage?
Aw, c’mon, SouthernBelle…..don’t you realize that as men get older they lose their hair? Maybe he will qualify for hair implants? What if he’s caught in a fire? Hair does grow back, but not if you’re burned and scarred. (You’re not serious, are you Belle)?
As far as JLo’s behind, Celine Dion’s
(voice? or legs?), Betty Grable’s legs, etc….if there is an exposure, Lloyds will cover it….btw, they can afford the premiums….just wish I could get the commission on some of these policies!!
IJ….this was a real day brightener! :)
Anonymous….only Lloyds knows for sure!
DIC coverage for Mr. Holmes?
Frankie,
Of course! Why didn’t I thnk of that?
SFO,
I’ll make some assumptions based on your name.
You didn’t think of it because you weren’t thinking with it. Comes with the territory.
This thread’s gone to the dogs.
woof! :)
AMEN kls…. :)
If they did have coverage there an AIDS exclusion?
You know; there are guys that don’t have to wax to be smooth in the chest area. It doesn’t mean that we are high maintenance or less masculine, just more evolved from monkeys.
That being said; waxing your junk is ghey.
On a separate note, things that make you go hmmmmm…
If JLo’s @$$ keeps growing, will her premiums increase?
Would John Holmes or Dirk Diggler’s policy have a variable rate depending on the “location” of the risk?