How to Avoid Super Bowl Injuries

January 30, 2009

  • January 30, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Go Steelers! says:
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    Always good advice to “get up and use the bathroom”. I’m sure the guests at your SB43 party would appreciate that as well.

  • January 30, 2009 at 8:43 am
    gotta piss says:
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    Its a good thing i’ve got DVR so I can record the commercials, thereby eliminating the need for catheterization.

  • January 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
    gotta piss says:
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    Depends also work well. FYI

  • January 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Ralph says:
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    What does this have to do with Obama???

  • January 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Jen says:
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    An article in National Headlines reminding people to go to the bathroom and not beat their wives……

    I especially like the advice that women should leave home during the party to avoid domestic violence…..

  • January 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Me-O-My-O says:
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    I’ve never choked on a chicken wing, but I sure have choked my chicken.

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:10 am
    Anne says:
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    There must be a gliche with the network today opening IJ to people who wear Dale Earnhardt T-shirts. Your gutter remarks aren’t humorous…….just pathetic.

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:16 am
    Dale Jr. says:
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    Nor are your Dale Earnhard remarks. Take your hate somewhere else, you commie!

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:23 am
    Terrible Towel says:
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    Obama is rooting for the Steelers. That is how it goes back to him. It might be the only thing I agree with him on.

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:24 am
    Compman says:
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    obviously Anne has sand in her v#$%#a. Lighten up, its Friday!

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:35 am
    Me says:
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    well you know what Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhart have in common?

    Thier last greatest hit was THE WALL!

    sorry….i couldn’t resist.

  • January 30, 2009 at 1:47 am
    mike says:
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    Dumb article and a waste of my time.

  • January 30, 2009 at 2:02 am
    I thought it was funny... says:
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    Geez, Anne, get in the spirit! I liked Compman’s comment too! Fer cry’n out loud…..Gosh!!!

  • January 30, 2009 at 2:16 am
    Anthrax says:
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    To avoid a broken heart during the super bowl, don’t root for the sh|tbirds.

  • January 30, 2009 at 2:27 am
    Doug says:
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    This article is sexist – The fact is, domestic violence DOES spike during the Superbowl, but the dirty little secret is that MUCH of it is male against male.

    BTW, im an Obama supporter, but im going with McCain on this one, Arizona!

  • January 30, 2009 at 3:07 am
    Chicken Choker says:
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    I too am highly offended by her remarks. She should come to my SB43 party for a good ole butt kicking! Rahhhhhh!

    Insurance people have the reputation of having zero humor and she reinforces this perception. Post your silliness on the Huffington Post you Soros butt sniffer!

  • January 30, 2009 at 3:41 am
    Joe Namath says:
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    How about the injury that comes from me choking the s##t out of the moron who decided to take up space in the IJ with this article?

  • January 30, 2009 at 3:50 am
    Suzie says:
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    Well Joe, its more like bandwith – So I think theres space….

    I want to kiss you…

  • January 30, 2009 at 4:33 am
    Big Mike In CALI says:
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    Just to set the record straight, my local morning radio show played a sound bite of President Obama’s response to a reporter’s question of which team he’s rooting for. In a nutshell, he said that he will be rooting for the AZ Cardinals, mentioning the inspiring leadership that Kurt Warner displays on and off the field, but reaffirmed his hometown allegiance to the Chicago Bears.

    (Hint: no political inputs required)

    Enjoy the game, folks!!



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