First Robot-Run Insurance Agency Opens for Business

By | April 1, 2016

  • April 1, 2016 at 10:05 am
    jay says:
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    The only thing is that you need 10 engineers at over 100k a year to make sure Siber works properly and is up to date with all underwriting and legal guidelines.

    • April 4, 2016 at 2:00 pm
      Greg says:
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      That is a non-issue Jay considering he can run a 20M book on his own. Think of it like a sports franchise with the engineers as the trainers keeping the players performing at a peak level.

  • April 1, 2016 at 10:55 am
    JAM says:
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    Great story but only appropriate for today.

  • April 1, 2016 at 11:33 am
    SWFL Agent says:
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    Don’t understand how she can get rid of the E&O. Have carriers waived the requirement?

    • April 1, 2016 at 2:45 pm
      Think about it says:
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      What day is this?

  • April 1, 2016 at 12:03 pm
    IJ Fan says:
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    “Frankly, most customers say he’s nicer than my former employees, but don’t print that.”

    :D Top-class April Fools article from IJ!

    But seriously, this is like 5 years from becoming reality.

  • April 1, 2016 at 12:07 pm
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    • April 1, 2016 at 12:14 pm
      UW says:
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      I forgot to add, unless it’s an April Fools joke, which would make sense even though I’ve seen this on 2 other insurance sites.

    • April 1, 2016 at 12:40 pm
      IJ Fan says:
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      Agreed! This new writer “Lirpa Loof” seems to get everything backwards.

      • April 1, 2016 at 1:08 pm
        UW says:
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        Haha good catch. I didn’t look at the name but don’t know if I would have read it right. I had a feeling since this is one of the days most websites are terrible. This is a good original attempt.

        • April 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm
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          Don’t beat yourself up too badly, UW. Snopes had to actually report on an Onion story that suggested Cuban refugees actually clung to the wings of Air Force One because that many conservatives were believing it.

          http://www.snopes.com/cuban-refugees-clinging-to-air-force-one/

          • April 1, 2016 at 2:02 pm
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            Funny as conservatives consider Cuba a repressive state and welcome political refugees from there. Where liberals consider it a progressive state with a wonderful healthcare system which nobody should want to leave.

          • April 1, 2016 at 2:42 pm
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            Dave, I got through about a paragraph before realizing what day it was and had a good laugh.

            Of course, IJ has been publishing articles about the demise of the Independent Agent this year in favor of promoting online insurance buyers.

            By the way Trump haters, Property/Casualty 360 published on 3-29-16 by Best that the Presidential Candidate most favored by the Insurance Industry was Trump. The least favored was Sanders at less than 1%. Hilliary wasn’t much higher than him.

    • April 1, 2016 at 5:22 pm
      Agent says:
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      Who else on this blog would write a six paragraph diarrhea of the keyboard than you? This is a joke article, get it?

      • April 7, 2016 at 10:59 am
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        bob

        • April 8, 2016 at 9:57 am
          Agent says:
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          Bob is a lot smarter than you and notice that he didn’t write a goofy diatribe like you did before you finally realized that it was an April Fools day joke.

  • April 1, 2016 at 12:13 pm
    Christopher DeVito says:
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    April Fools, right??

  • April 1, 2016 at 12:48 pm
    steve says:
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    looks to me that UW takes life way too seriously, and hasn’t looked at the calendar yet today – – –

    fun story. glad I’m retiring soon.

  • April 1, 2016 at 1:27 pm
    Captain Planet says:
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    What? Marco Rubio started an insurance agency?

  • April 1, 2016 at 1:35 pm
    Herta Doig says:
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    Ha, Ha. What day is today?

  • April 1, 2016 at 1:38 pm
    TraceyA says:
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    Quite Clever!
    I’m hoping Donald Trump will also come forward and say “April Fools! You didn’t think I was REALLY interested in the Presidency, did you?!”…. but alas, I doubt that will happen. :\

  • April 1, 2016 at 1:54 pm
    Chris P says:
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    Darn April Fools!! I was ready to buy a robot.

  • April 1, 2016 at 2:58 pm
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    What are the odds that the entire Trump campaign has been an April Fool’s day joke? Seriously, what if he just held a press conference today and said, “Gotcha! I can’t believe you guys REALLY thought that I was going to have Mexico pay for a wall, ban Muslims (except the rich ones) from the US, bomb the hell out of ________, punish women for getting abortions, etc. etc.”

    It would make sense, and would probably be easier to accept than the reality in this case.

    VOTE NOBODY 2016!!!

    • April 1, 2016 at 3:57 pm
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      louie, did you read the Property Casualty 360 enewsletter? By the way, the new CEO for Travelers Alan Schnitzer said in today’s addition that the corporate tax rate needs to be lowered or the country will continue to have companies move offshore including the insurance industry. The US has the highest corporate rate in the developed world. Thank you Obama for not helping business. Your record is intact for 7+ years.

      • April 7, 2016 at 2:02 pm
        Captain Planet says:
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        Actually, it is Reagan’s economic model in tact for 30+ years. Epic fail! But let’s just keep doing the same thing. No, really, it will trickle down eventually.

  • April 1, 2016 at 3:10 pm
    KHoney says:
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    This was absolutely brilliant and hilarious. Will the real life author please stand up?

  • April 2, 2016 at 1:08 am
    Hank Gant says:
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    So if a company asks your for proof of E & O insurance to update their files, you’re going to say, I don’t need E & O, I have a robot? You may be able to get rid of EPLI, But E & O? Where does the robot get their E & O from?

  • April 4, 2016 at 10:34 am
    Some Guy says:
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    Sounds a lot like Aon

  • April 4, 2016 at 11:44 am
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    I was totally buying into this until I got to:

    “I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if one of my employees got hurt. We are like family,” she said.

    So out of concern for her employees’ safety she decided to replace them all with a robot rather than try to create a cobotic environment.”

    Nicely done, Insurance Journal! :)

  • April 6, 2016 at 12:07 pm
    Sam Spade says:
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    I wonder how he passed the licensing exams.

  • April 7, 2016 at 1:47 pm
    Steve says:
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    Disappointed to see this on Insurance Journal with links to other fake articles. Are they merging with US weekly and the National Enquirer…..anything to make people read your stuff huh?

  • April 7, 2016 at 2:49 pm
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    Darn – I was going to go to the IKEA website and check out their robot selection.

  • April 11, 2016 at 5:23 pm
    Tom van Bodegraven says:
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    The reality is that AI and Machine Learning as portrayed so well in this piece is just around the corner. We will soon experience the biggest disruption the world has ever witnessed.

    • April 11, 2016 at 6:02 pm
      Agent says:
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      Are you prone to exaggerate much? The biggest disruption in this country and possibly the world was the sub prime mortgage mess and Obama and his policies, particularly Obamacare which has lingered far too long and caused so much grief. Add that to his statement that the biggest security threat was Climate Change. Progressive Socialism practiced in Europe and now here is a mental disease with apparently no cure.

      • April 11, 2016 at 7:01 pm
        Tom van Bodegraven says:
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        If you believe I am exaggerating you’ve got a thing coming. The global disruption caused by AI and Machine Learning will make all the things you mentioned look like a picnic, even “Progressive Socialism”.

  • April 14, 2016 at 11:26 am
    Duke Williams says:
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    I enjoyed this. Especially well timed since we just released our first product that basically can do all these things. It still needs a person – insurance professional – to teach it, but once you teach it, it never forgets.

    One other difference, you still own the agency. Tyler Cowen, in his book Average is Over, describes the combination of chess playing computers and human teams as the best chess players in the world. The key is the partnership between the human team and the machine. I believe this is the winning future combination for independent agents.

    • April 14, 2016 at 2:34 pm
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      The things that give me comfort is having high capacity computers and a top notch operating system and good employees that can work with customers on their protection needs. Automation can only go so far and the human touch is required for advice.

      • April 17, 2016 at 4:53 pm
        Tom van Bodegraven says:
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        Agent, I agree with you that human touch will always be required. What we need to understand is that in years to come, we may need very small numbers of people to provide that human touch. Restaurant automation is big around the world – very little human touch needed or required. All this is moving with breakneck speed. Also remember that hospitality is an enormously labour intensive industry making it a good space for replacing people with AI. Just Google “automated restaurant”. I do not want to be alarmist, but I believe we should be aware of possible undesirable consequences of AI.

    • April 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm
      Tom van Bodegraven says:
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      “…. the combination of chess playing computers and human teams as the best chess players in the world. …”

      This would have been quite plausible when Cowen wrote his book way back in 2013. Things have changed rapidly; we now have Machine Learning. This means that the “team” has now become surplus to requirement. If you like Chess, follow the link in my comment: “This is a must read”

  • April 17, 2016 at 4:33 pm
    Tom van Bodegraven says:
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    This is a must-read – if you’d like a glimpse of the very near future.
    Some good news and bad news. Let us hope the transition is smooth.

    “….she successfully handled one of every ten calls in the first week, and by the end of the second month, she could resolve six of ten calls. Because of this, it’s been estimated that she can put 250 million people out of a job, worldwide….”

    https://medium.com/basic-income/deep-learning-is-going-to-teach-us-all-the-lesson-of-our-lives-jobs-are-for-machines-7c6442e37a49#.spz7vx1n1

    Many Qs to be asked regards robotic technology.
    A continuation of the loss of scribes to the printing machine, printers to the computer technology, factory workers to automation, farm workers to tractors etc etc.

    Who will buy products if they don’t have an income?
    What will individuals do with their ‘time’ if they cannot work?
    How will the State & Corporations react to increasing civil unrest?
    What are the Military making of robotics e.g. drones?
    Which science, information etc will we be able to believe?
    And so on ….



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